Hello everyone,
After a very long time, I decided to try something new and personally unexplored. I wanted to feel a bit uncertain, like a massage novice, just before meeting a lady. So one day, I booked a session at European Massage. I figured it would be a good idea to experience my first time somewhere unfamiliar, with a girl who, at least in photos, looks decent and interesting.
However, I must mention a faux pas — or perhaps more of an awkward surprise. When I made the appointment, I specified that I wanted a classic massage — body to body. They immediately sent me their price list, which they had already sent via SMS before, along with a note that the massage therapists do not offer any sexual services. I replied quickly, asking where in the word "classic" they see anything sexual! Honestly, one of the things that really upsets us autistics is when someone doesn't understand us right away and we have to explain repeatedly that for me, “classic” means body to body. Sorry for the language, gentlemen — haha. For me, "classic" simply equals a body-to-body massage. I also inquired about the girls’ boundaries regarding touching, since I wouldn’t want to do something inappropriate during my first visit and ruin my first experience at this new place. I waited a while, and then they responded that I can discuss all that with the girl. Aaaaaagh — total panic, because I couldn’t get a clear answer on how they handle mutual intimate contact. Luckily, after a few minutes, they replied that it depends on mutual chemistry. Next time, I guess I should learn the Cyrillic alphabet, lol.
Regarding the establishment itself, here’s a spoiler alert: payment is required upfront at the reception. That struck me as a bit confusing, since it’s not clear what to expect. For those used to tipping and handing over money directly to the girls rather than the receptionist, this is a change — I didn’t see it coming. But oh well. I can’t change that now, and it didn’t ruin my mood. Just a little spoiler for you.
After paying, the girl came to me. Her name is Emma. She’s about my height, maybe a bit shorter — honestly, I didn’t measure. I didn’t have a tape with me, and it didn’t seem that important. Her measurements match the website’s info, and her hair color is also correct — she’s a redhead.
When she led me into the room, I took a shower alone. I didn’t really want to test how it would go during a shared shower (it’s pretty small anyway).
I laid down on the futon, and Emma started quite strictly. She began with a classic massage — legs, which is hard to mess up, haha. Leg massage usually doesn’t offend or thrill, but based on my experience, it’s also possible to gauge a masseuse’s energy from their leg work. She gradually involved her whole body. My impression: somewhat underutilized potential. It could be quite good right from the start on the back. But she continued with the legs, occasionally sighing or just passing by. What can I say? If it had been more contact — after all, it’s a body-to-body massage — and based on Emma’s style, I’d say it leans more toward a classic erotic massage (more hands-on). I kept a light hold on her and gently patted her butt. When she was on me, we sometimes kissed or just made out. Honestly, I was a bit disappointed — how to put it… unremarkable. Still, it was my first visit to this salon, and I wanted to be surprised. But it was really quite bland, neither sweet nor spicy. So, guys, if you want a really high-quality massage with Emma in an hour, you need to guide her and tell her what you like, maybe teach her a bit — otherwise, you might end up with what I did: the reality exceeding expectations and ending up with nothing.
After the turn, I thought it might get more interesting. And yes, for a while, it did. Emma laid on me, and we just gently cuddled. I thought it looked promising. Then, as many masseuses do, she sat on my thighs and started working with her hands. Unfortunately, it was automatic for me — so I immediately had to speak up. I couldn’t just stay silent, or who knows what would happen. I had to steer her a bit, because again, I don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t spoken — the scene might have gone differently.
As for the second part, I won’t say much — but I do want to emphasize that Emma knows how to handle a penis, no doubt about that. After some prolonged teasing, and quite a bit of effort, there was a very strong happy end. During the remaining time, I also massaged Emma a bit, and it seemed like she enjoyed it too. But, honestly, it just didn’t quite click between us — it felt a bit uninspired, and too long-winded for my first experience at European Massage. If I want a heartfelt review or satisfaction, that’s just not enough — only with the second part, which is really a shame.
Body to body
90 minutes
2700 CZK (+ extras)
Emma erotic massage European Prague
Rating: 😐 (average, nothing special)
