Linda – Luxury Grand

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I feel a bit deceived. But I should have read more reviews; maybe this wouldn't have happened. I only read the 1 newest one and the abundance of emojis, photos, information about the masseuse (27 years old, breast size 3), and the fact that she has been massaging for a long time (judging by the age of the first reviews) were enough for me to book Linda. That lady who opened the door for me might have been 27 about 10 years ago. No, maybe it isn't Linda… She leads me inside… It is Linda. We continue, and I'm disappointed. Even my sister looks younger, and she's 40! Wrinkles on her face, and I don't really like that. In the shower, I discover another unpleasant fact. Her breasts are not only fake (and more like a B cup than a C), but they're also harder than I've ever felt, even under my hands. They're basically two hard silicone pads under thin, taut skin. Her body is generally slim and firm, but there's not much in terms of feminine curves. And her skin matches the estimated age of forty. Why such a difference, why does the salon lie so much? Do they think the clients are blind?

However, Linda, a Czech, is nice and attentive. We immediately head to the shower, and she doesn't leave at all (she brought me a drink while I was in the bathroom). In the shower, she turns me and presses against my back, washing my chest that way and not forgetting to twist and play with my cock. She tried to hide it, but I can smell a hint of cigarette smoke on her. And I don't need that. Maybe my thoughts are reflected on my face because she has to encourage me to smile. She manages to lighten the atmosphere a bit.

She doesn't even ask about the type of massage; she just starts massaging me. More gently – legs, back. But after about two minutes, surprisingly quickly, she initiates a turn. It has its charm. We entwine nicely, even though I don't really like it, and my soft tool shows it, but she handles manual work perfectly and soon my cock stands firm as a ruler. We improvisingly try different positions, sometimes I'm more initiative, and she lets me lead, so I quite enjoy it. It's always a relaxing contact with a younger naked female body, and it's pleasant. She didn't restrict me in any touch, but I was a gentleman and didn't "push too hard on the saw." But maybe I could have, at most, she might have been surprised…

She brought me to climax quite quickly. I even mentioned that it might be too soon. There was time for a second round, but I didn't feel like it today. She stood up and brought me a drink (cola), I sat down and watched her as she stood naked in front of me, with her pussy almost in my face. I liked that view, so I asked her to stay like that for a while, and I deliberately took my time with the drink. Not only did she not mind, but she even moved closer so that I almost touched her there with my mouth, and we chatted. It wasn't some past theatrical play – Conversations with a Vagina? – flashed through my mind.

Then we cuddled a bit more, and at the end, at my request, she massaged my sore tennis parts, exactly where I guided her. We chatted during that. Then a shower, chat, payment, and out. So she was quite nice, she was accommodating, and in the end, I enjoyed it. But the salon's strange behavior bothers me – why lie about the age? I would also appreciate information on whether the masseuse has real or fake breasts (at the salons I frequent most often – like the Rabbits or the Candies – they provide this information). But if I had read more reviews, I could have found this out from them. So I give a neutral emoji – the masseuse's approach and her massage are fine, I just didn't like her looks, she's not my type. But she's definitely not ugly, and she's very nice. And her hard fake breasts are also a minus.

Type of massage: Classic (I assume, based on the price, she didn't ask what I wanted) Duration: 60 minutes (kept to the minute), Price: 2100 CZK,

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