So, this is kind of my annual review. Take it as my personal one, so that no one gets offended that I'm imposing my opinion. Here in Prague, we apparently have 3 top massage parlors, namely the ones I go to: the "candy shop," the "bunnies" (although there are mostly girls there; so I'll refrain from using the feminine form of the substantive "králík"); (and besides, I don't go to men) and also "infinity" (the Czech equivalent is hard to find). Then there is the salon of consistent quality, namely Luxury with its Czech masseuses par excellence. Well, I headed for this year's startup, that is, to Imperium on Korunovační. I've been there a few times, without disappointment; but even a master carpenter can make a mistake. I booked with a girl with the nickname Rita; according to photos and description, great; no reviews yet. Booking OK, entry OK, the girl at the reception desk doesn't change, OK, but she doesn't do massages, well sorry (like that). She calls Rita, who leads me to the massage room, on these spiral stairs I almost step on the veil of something like a robe. Undressing without assistance (where is the willingness of the girls from the candy shop), the shower too. I'm just looking, Rita has an excellent figure, her breasts are size 3s with nipples pointing up (well, considering her age, no wonder); her figure is sculpted probably according to the golden ratio. I lie on the futon, some neutral music is playing, and I urge Rita that I came for an erotic massage rather than a sports one. She understands this, by the way, Czech works. She lightly glides over my back, then a bit on the legs, then a bit of body-to-body, and lo and behold, a flip after about 15 minutes. So the continuation will probably be OK too. But here's the flaw. The girl rubs my chest, then hers, and starts body-to-body in this position. The breasts are beautiful, nipples one centimeter, but she doesn't even touch down there. The little buddy doesn't like that. I try to navigate the girl, that it would also be necessary down there, so she whips out her claws and scratches the sack; a bit insensitive. I try to show that a penis can be awakened in other ways than just a piston movement, but in vain. It's no use, it's no use, etc. So I try to awaken her with my touches in her triangle, but I have no right here. Finally, I almost beg for a 69 with pussycat (which I requested when booking), but here again my hands are locked by her legs, so I can't reach anywhere. I resign myself to the fact that it will be a mechanical finish, and it is. Girl Rita finishes it off by stating that we now have 10 minutes to finish and then 10 minutes for the shower. The little buddy, half sad, under the memory of a steam piston machine, comes, and I head for the shower. Again from the shower, I look at the girl as she cleans up, I see a gorgeous figure and I'm sad.
In summary – the girl can't do massages, rating according to figure skating – artistic performance (for her figure) 10; in photos she looks like a vamp (but without emotions); technical execution 0 (in words, zero). Pussycat massage (I imagine it differently); I paid 2200.- for 60 min. and for the first time in a long time without a tip. Negative smiley. I definitely do not recommend it, but for the girl to devote herself to other activities.
Rita the worst erotic masseuse Prague
